The Winter Bulldog dresses for success (sometimes while still indoors).
The Winter Bulldog frolics in the snow … only as much as necessary (usually to help with poo’ing).
The Winter Bulldog drinks a lot of hot chocolate (usually spiked) in a bulldog mug.*
The Winter Bulldog usually lures an unsuspecting friend outside … and then stands around looking at him.
The Winter Bulldog does (not) wear snow pants, or boots … no matter how much the little friend begs.
The Winter Bulldog loves winter … but he loves his sofa more.
*The actual Winter Bulldog gets no such beverage, only water.
That winter bulldog has it made!!!!!